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This is gonna sound like a cliché omo scenario lol butttt…I’m getting really sleepy so started getting ready for bed and went to the bathroom to pee .. butmy toilet is out of commission cause my dad is taking it apart to put better parts in
fxckinomo: i had my first legitimate accident in years last night im so embarrassedmy friend and i had gone to the bar and she was driving me home and i had had a few drinks, i wasn’t too drunk but you know how sometimes alcohol…goes straight to
itsbellamariebitch: a pissy leaky baby after too much alcohol 💫 im pretty sure you can see how full my bladder is in these 😱😱 the relief was eyes-rolling-back-in-head levels!!
princeackerman: The different kinds of Gays™ Tag urselves I’m The Ship’s Queer
…. whats the second leading cause. Im curious.
adriofthedead: antistellar: adriofthedead: spilledsalt: It’s 1:30 I have no idea what this is. what have I wrought Make it a drinking game and im in Alcohol Poisoning: The Game great
catingas: A DANCE PARTY tag yourself im jotaro and zeppeli
therealmeahriano: juicestain21: oh fuck it’s either a gif or I’m really high Nah you’re just really high. I’m really drunk right now but it that moving or is it just the alcohol? this just tripped me the fuck out holy balls i know im
ohhsodreadful: beautiful-ambition: ethiopienne: aaaaand of course we made a drinking game to go with the cocktails. Y'all gone get alcohol poisoning 😩😂😂😂 Im down for this.
fan2jnrc: dirtystraightguys: Um. Im just going to leave this right here. (Officially-)straight guys + alcohol… Let the show begin.
PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES i got the pot.. GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
link-theultimatetimelord: lil-bit-ghei: themetaisawesome: dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most,
bit-of-the-gay: byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing Frfr^
midiport:45210khz67300khz410909khz:midiport:midiport:GUYS HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT AT A THRIFT STORE SOMEOEN WROTE THEIR NAME ON IT BUT IT COMES RIGHT OFF WITH ALCOHOL ITS JAPANESE EDITION DO YOU HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTSTHATS HIS???????IM KILLING
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis” and smokes “alcohol” and “has sex”me, brain as big as my balls: gets fucked up on pain meds and becomes a white maoistthe secret is to not turn off your phone
lordjoshbass: scientifrick: my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine im the aunt
ceepha: rougespectre: Some of my fav vines Volume warning for some I FORGOT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE SMOOTHIE ONE WITH THE FUCKING MASKS OH MY GOD IM DEAD
Last night, no words. im not sure if it was alcohol poisoning or the K2 but i had the worse trip of my life. i died 7 times. i couldnt breathe. started throwing up, that lasted for about 30 mins. my boyfriend (who told me yesterday that he loves me)
invincible-because-im-alive: longnecksandrednecks: Lol the JD one Mister is bringing Jameson to the house tomorrow. I’m pretty sure he’s an alcoholic in the making. Lol
Why does alcohol have to put me in a mood Like Where is the D
halliwellxx: fictionandcaffeine: Alcohol at Magnus’ loft 1x06, 1x12 IM SORRY WHY IS THE BOTTOM GIF SO FUNNY?
asylumss: actually im addicted to drugs too but not alcohol because i can’t stand the taste haha.
darfin is going out to a bar so im gonna be sending him pictures all night
uh huh honey
mypatchworkreflection:just-positivity-stuff: These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing
